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| i'm sick of trying harder and caring more than everyone else...
why do i do this to myself...? FAWK IT! no more self-agonizing from now on...
the best advice i've heard in a long time:
"be selfish. live for yourself." everything's tainted...it's all an illusion...
it's time to wake the fawk up. | | |
| home alone for the weekend with lots of time to ponder... sometimes i wonder what i'm doing in this POS city...
sure, sure...nyc is indeed one of the greatest cities in the world, and maybe i just need to give myself more time to adapt to the ignorant assholes that swarm every lurking corner of this slimy metropolis, but it's definitely overrated.
maybe you just have to be filthy rich to really enjoy it... so i brought some work home with me for the weekend...*ugh* homework all over again!
i've kept up my guard with my co-workers and kind of had one foot in and one foot out with my job...my resolution for 2007 (i can't believe i'm doing this again) is to give this company a chance.
march march march MARCH...*keeping my fingers crossed* for some lovin from above. i deserve this, dammit! i miss: having the bitches 5 mins away at all times.
i love: my new life.
i want: to go snowboarding! weather...wtf is up!? | | |
| my first experience with snowboarding was a SUCCESS! stratton was amazing.
all weekend it was 10 below and ice pellets rode the raging winds that whipped us in the face...but it was still well worth it and i can't help but admit that i actually miss the mountain already.
i am officially hooked on snowboarding...(i think)
cons to my first snowboarding experice:
- my ass has never been through so much trauma! it hurts so bad...i mean, when you have trouble sitting on a couch with squishy cushions, you know what it's like to have an ass that is in utter pain. - my entire body is sore...this is how sore i am: when i lift my arms to shampoo my hair, my arms get numb; when i cross my legs like a lady, my neck starts to hurt (?!?!); when i stretch out my fingers, my hands start to shake... - i must've caught some deadly flu because booboo said i was moaning like a dying dog all night in my sleep, and i woke up a couple of times shivering uncontrollably. i went to bed with 3 thick blankets and was still freezing... pros to my first snowboarding experience:
- i know that i can do it...i just need to push myself beyond all the excruciating pain and beyond all the embarassing spills down the bunny slope (where tiny 2-year-old girls were doing better than i was) - i actually got some really good exercise...which i am in dire need of. and it has made me realize that i really need to start working out hardcore if i want to "master" snowboarding...cause right now, i have zero strength and zero stamina... - i got to see how patient booboo was...not only did he stay by my side the whole time, sacrificing valuable black diamond runs with his pals, but he sucked up all my whimpering and whining and kept reassuring me that i could do it...now we can go on boarding trips together and i won't have to wait at the cabin all day preparing dinner...!
all in all it was an unforgettable experience, and i can't wait to actually riiiiiide~
i almost gave up and stayed in the hotel room on the second day, but thanks to carol (THANK YOU, CAROL) and her persistence, we both left the weekend at least getting to stand up on our boards and going down the bunnies without being shit scared.
next trip: learning toe-side and GETTING UP like all the other normal people do!!!! (xmas eve???)
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| this is why women don't want to get married these days...
Installing Husband 1.0 Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as Super 12 Version 5.0, Tri Nations 3.0, Limited Overs 7.2, and especially Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housekeeping 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed,
Desperate Dar Desperate, First, keep in mind Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.htm" and try to download Tears 6.2. Don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother In Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) Also, do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Hot Foot 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7. Good Luck,
Tech Support
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| Man jailed for putting puppy in warm ovenPOSTED: 1:28 p.m. EST, November 7, 2006 SALT LAKE CITY, Utah (AP) -- A man who pleaded guilty to putting his wife's puppy in a 200-degree oven, crippling it, was sentenced Monday to six months in jail. Third District Judge William Barrett ordered Marc Christopher Vincent, 36, to serve six months in jail without the chance of early release. He must also pay a $500 fine and $986 in veterinary bills for the dog. Vincent, 36, pleaded guilty September 18 to one count of misdemeanor aggravated animal cruelty for putting the dog in an oven for five minutes on May 25 during a fight with his wife, Rhonda. She has since filed for divorce. The black Chihuahua mix named Henry suffered permanent damage to its front paws and now limps. As part of the plea agreement, a second charge of animal cruelty was dropped. Prosecutors had accused Vincent of turning a leaf blower on the dog in a separate incident, damaging the dog's eye so badly it had to be removed. Vincent was ordered to serve two years' probation after his jail sentence, seek anger management therapy, have no contact with his wife or any animals, and get a mental health evaluation. Salt Lake County prosecutor Elizabeth Henry said Utah is one of nine states that has only misdemeanor punishment for animal cruelty. *geez*
what the hell is wrong with people today?
on a lighter note... Suit: Burger King sold pot burgers to copsPOSTED: 11:30 a.m. EST, November 7, 2006 ALBUQUERQUE, New Mexico (AP) -- Two police officers sued Burger King Corp., claiming they were served hamburgers that had been sprinkled with marijuana. The lawsuit says Mark Landavazo and Henry Gabaldon, officers for the Isleta Pueblo tribal police, were in uniform and riding in a marked patrol car when they bought meals at the drive-through lane October 8 of a Burger King restaurant in Los Lunas, New Mexico. The officers ate about half of their burgers before discovering marijuana on the meat, the lawsuit said. They used a field test kit to confirm the substance was pot, then went to a hospital for medical evaluations. "It gives a whole new meaning to the word 'Whopper,"' the officers' attorney, Sam Bregman, said Monday. "The idea that these hoodlums would put marijuana into a hamburger and therefore attempt to impair law enforcement officers trying to do their jobs is outrageous." Three Burger King employees were arrested and charged with possession of marijuana and aggravated battery on an officer, a felony. They later were indicted. The lawsuit, filed Friday in Bernalillo County, alleges personal injury, negligence, battery and violation of fair practices. It seeks unspecified damages along with legal costs. Officials at Miami-based Burger King declined to comment, citing a company policy against discussing pending litigation. hahaha..."hoodlums"
i just wanna know, WHY???
why would you waste good weed on cops????
they probably smoke enough of the shiet they confiscate from innocent pot smokers across the nation...
IDIOTS!
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